Marketing Guys on ST.PADDY’S DAY(adult)

Marketing ones self takes many forms. Take for instance the simple pleasure going to the bar to meet a woman. Guys you have to market yourself. Women market themselves, why can’t we ?
On the Life network the other night they stated one of the ways the female of our species attracts the male, is by making the male think they’re close to orgasm. VERY TRUE GUYS!! The show went on to explain what happens to a woman when she’s having an orgasm…thank God it did that…lol. Her cheeks (the ones on her face) Flush…turn pinkish and the same happens to her lips(come on, the ones on her…oh forget it). Now to make us think that they’re close to the big O, what do they do…ROUGE AND LIPSTICK!!! Make up that’s right guys Make Up. I haven’t figured out those old ladies you see in church with the big red spots on each cheek looking like miniature stop signs.
The only sure fire way for guy to market themselves is, some people call them pick-up lines, but I like “Marketing Lines”. This St. Paddy’s Day, when we all head to the bar for Green Beer and some pretty bad food, you might need some marketing lines…..

16. “I’d like to invite to come catch a leprechaun with me.
Maybe together we’ll get Lucky!”

15. “That’s a fine-lookin’ dram o’ whisky you be drinkin’, lass.
It’d look so much better barfed up on me bedroom floor.”

14. “Get it? Patty O’Furniture? Ah, screw it — wanna get laid?”

13. “So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or
no tongue?”

12. “Let’s back to my place so we can share my pot of gold.
Acapulco gold, that is.”

11. “Tip o’ the Trojan to ye!”

10. “Want to come back to my place and see Erin go braugh-less?”

9. “If you don’t sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won.”

8. “How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me
shillelagh?”

7. “Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as
long as it involves sex.”

6. “You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a
cereal adulterer.”

5. “Shoot me, I’m Protestant”

4. “Well, lass, we’re the only ones still standing. How about it?”

3. “Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!”
2. “I work for Aer Lingus Culinary Department. Do the math.”

and the Number 1 St. Patrick’s Day Marketing Line…

1. “You’ve already had seven Guinness draughts? Brilliant!”

Thanks for the read…If you have any more for the list..feel free to add a “comment”

PS PS…the most successful “Marketing Line” for a Woman? One that will get her what she wants..

#1. .. Hi ! 

Bryan Cox

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