How to be BANNED from Voting In Canada !


   In most Canadian Provinces you can show up to vote, topless. Did you know, that if caught wearing certain clothing, you will become ineligible, yes, banned from voting in Election 2015?

   Elections Canada have said, if you wear a badge or t-shirt with any political party or candidate’s logo on it, you will be turned away. Even if you we’re wearing a Bloc Quebecois shirt and they aren’t running anyone within 900 miles from your polling station. I found out those polling station folks have no sense of humour when I showed up last election to vote in this T-Shirt…

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If you show up wearing something like this, you WILL BE ALLOWED to vote… that would be cool! I think I’ll show up wearing some Duck Tape.

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The big thing these days is to show off a company logo on whatever. Nike, Hello Kitty, DKNY etc. This is amazing continuous advertising that the shopper will gladly pay for. Who ever came up with that idea should be given some kind of Advertising God award. People will advertise for you and they pay you to do it.

When it comes to some brands watch out or no voting for you. How about this sweatshirt and kids clothes from NDP Appearal…

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NO voting for you kiddo, if you’re caught wearing these brand name jeans… 

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Or if you have the urge to wear your favourite Muppet shirt to the polls, the Green Party and Canada’s Election Fashion Police will turf you quicker than if you rode in on an aerosol can wearing a baby seal coat. 

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I guess the biggest thing to watch out for, is who you love and if you want to tell the World about your un-dying love…

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SORRY NO voting in Canada for you.

When it come to voting in Canada’s Election 2015 remember just get out there and do it. Show them that it’s, You Care, It’s Not What You Wear.

COME ON, people have a pretty good idea of who they are going to vote for, long before they enter the polling station. Displaying a logo on a shirt isn’t going to change their mind and give one party a leg up on another. If you think it will, or if you can be swayed with something so MINOR, well, those are the people I want off my lawn. No wait, I don’t want those people within a hundred miles of my lawn.

Bryan Cox

Radio Host/Author/Voice Actor/Lover of the Backslash

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