15 THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN DONALD TRUMP
–Mexican tap water
–“Are you sure we should be playing this game Holy Father”?
–A tanning holiday at Fukushima
–“Really honey, just the tip”
–Any food from a gas station
–Petroleum companies (Exxon, Shell) are honest.
–Picking up and eating my spilled fry’s, from the floor of a strip club.
–Anything Kanye says.
–Fox News
–Taking medication from Bill Cosby
–No Chinese product will ever be re-called
–VW will win an environmental award.
–“Really, it’s just a cold sore!” (Jim Sax)
–Both of my proctologist’s hands on my shoulders during an exam. (Rudy Martinez)
–When a Black man runs from a cop and no injuries happen.
Bryan Cox (Stand-Up, Radio Host, Voice Actor, Author)
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