Why The American Chicken Crossed The Road.
DONALD TRUMP… We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
JOHN KERRY… We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.
CHRIS CHRISTIE… We need to waterboard that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.
RAND PAUL… It’s none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
NANCY PELOSI… We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
CARLY FIORINA… Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
BRIAN WILLIAMS… I crossed the road with the chicken.
BEN CARSON… This isn’t brain surgery. So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN… The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA… Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON… What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
BILL CLINTON… I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE… I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON… Why are all the chickens white?
COLONEL SANDERS aka Norm MacDonald… Did I miss one?
Why The Canadian Chicken Crossed The Road.
NICKELBACK… To get away from Justin Beiber and say “Hi” to our fan.
MIKE DUFFY… I legally paid the Chicken to cross the road.
PAMELA WALLIN…What Mike said.
PHILIPPE COUILLARD (Premier of Quebec)…. He wanted to set up his own Chicken Country.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU… It’s not “Road” it’s called “Sunny Way” and to harvest some really nice “Bud”
TOM MULCAIR… He crossed the road to sing “It’s My Party” and “It’s Over”
ELIZABETH MAY… is the road solar powered? Can this chicken provide a carbon free sustainable environment? -I demand a national plebiscite!
STEPHEN HARPER… All chickens with Niqabs should have to remove them to cross the road. Nice hair, though.
BRAD WALL (Premier of Saskatchewan)…To set up our own Pipeline that no one wants, but let it be known, those eastern bastards will freeze.
DAVID FURNISH (married to Elton John) … I’m just glad the Chicken came out of the Coop.
JEAN CHRETIEN…Because I’d choke dat Polet wit de Shawinigan Handshake.
KEVIN O’LEARY (Canadian Millionaire) …. The chicken did the work crossing the road and earned the right … to gaze at ME.
CONRAD BLACK… The Chicken is and felt inadequate, because I know more than anybody or that Chicken.
BOB PAULSON (Commissioner of the RCMP)… To get out of the force. None of us laid a hand on that girl.
JUSTIN BEIBER…To retrive the eggs I throw and look for my talent.
HOWIE MANDEL…That Chicken is covered in germs…get away, get away.
Bryan Cox (Radio Host, Comedian, Author, Speaker)