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Stupidity… Not YOU?

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   Stupidity is everywhere and in their own minds, people are using it to make our society a safer place. Peoples stupidity is the basis of Hey Get Off My Lawn. Here are a few examples of what we consider stupid, from our good buddy Matt Roberts over at unciviltruth.com.

—The idiots who wear a football jersey to play fantasy football.

 

— Paul Walker’s daughter suing Porsche because her dad was a fucking dolt who knowingly got into the car to drag race on a public street and then died when the car crashed and caught fire.

 

   Now you’re getting the idea. Here are a few more for you from Hey Get Off My Lawn and PLEASE feel free to add your examples of stupid in the comment section.

—The woman that sued McDonalds because her coffee was to hot. Now the rest of civilization has to bring the coffee home and microwave it.

 

   This suing at the drop of a hat, seems to be a problem in the US. People sue for the littlest things. It shows the public a couple of things, you’re stupid and greedy. If you don’t think the public is saying that, you might want to buy a “little bus” with your winnings, to get around in. It also shows the public that you don’t care what people think of you…. hell, you’re rich you shouldn’t care what others, in your little trailer park of Life, think.
I’m sure somewhere in you’re warped little minds you’re saying, I’m sure making a world a safer place by doing this.” OK, moving on.

 

—How about the guy that spends $800 on a truck or car. Then spends $1500 jacking it up 4 feet and adds a rapping muffler and pipes to make people think he’s driving a Semi. Then adds a $2000 stereo system that’s heard 4 miles away. Remember, studies have shown, the higher your truck is jacked up…the lower your IQ.

 

— IKEA — kids have been getting caught up in the cords on Venetian type blinds. There have been a few deaths as well. IKEA say’s they’ll now stop selling the killer blinds. Others are following. This begs the question, Just how stupid are the parents not to notice this danger? What does it take to pound a nail high up on the wall, to keep the cord out of the reach of kids?
Yes IKEA avoid that frivolous lawsuit.

 

— Donald Trump—Has made the whole World look at the Election process of the United States and….laugh. In just about every election in the World from Civic to National, there is always one candidate that walks the fine edge of being serious and having folks say, “oh that’s the idiot”. But really, to have him lead in the polls, that’s embarking on the stupid train.

 

—The person that’s turning left and put’s his signal light on, half way thru the turn. Or people that leave their signal light on…. through all the phases of the Moon.
You could spend hours if not days, listing the stupid things that people do while driving. The fact is that you might not be a generally stupid person but when you get behind the wheel, you will do stupid things and I’m one of those on occasion.

 

   It’s around us everywhere. Just think without stupidity Comedians would have an extremely hard time getting material. CNN and other news outlets would have to start showing porn or something, because there’d be no stories. How many times have you watched the news and said, “That’s just Stupid”? Stupidity, I guess, makes us better people and more self aware, just by looking at the stupid and saying, “Damn I’m so lucky, I’m not that guy.”
This reminds me of the saying, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, please allow me to do it for you.” Until you hear the laughter, “Hey, Get Off My Lawn!”I-m-allegic-to-stupidity

BRYAN COX (Author/Speaker/Comedian/Lover of the Back/Slash)

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In The News…in Pictures

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In the News….

USA bombs Afghan Hospital, Afghanistan replies by saying, “So that’s what you call, OBomba Care”

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The Anonymous Protester group ask police to ban Smoke Bombs saying they’re “unethical”. Police forces Worldwide, now opt for the use of the impenetrable line of VW Jettas.maxresdefaultUS Speaker of the House John Boehner show up to work wearing this over his head….and no one notices any change.

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In Canada it’s Thanksgiving in the middle of an election. Here are the 3 leaders Mulcair, Trudeau and Harper on the campaign trail….you try to figure who’s leading.Governor's Turkey Hunt, 2012-1 copyMore and more people are saying that if Trump wins and becomes President, they’ll leave the US. In a related story, Syria say’s, they’ll take refugees. an-overcrowded-boat-filled-with-refugees-ap_1In entertainment news, two movies take centre stage.
The first is a survival story of a dentist set a drift from his mind…good luck buddy. Life of PiThe other block buster is about a US Gun Control lobbyist looking for support from the NRA or anyone in Government.

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Bryan Cox  (Speaker/Writer/Humourist/Lover of the Back/Slash)

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Pam Stone from “Coach”

Pam Stone played Judy in the original series of “COACH”. Well, the series is making a comeback. Here’s our delightful chat with Pam, as she shares thoughts on leaving the farm and getting back into show biz. Gun lovers, ya, you better listen to this.